H: Let's play basketball!
H: (paraphrased) You're doing it wrong!
Y: (paraphrased) No, I'm not!
H: (paraphrased) Fine. You want to do it wrong? OK!
Y: You can play by yourself then!
H: You SAID you wanted to play!
Y: Mom! Mom! He's telling me what to do!
Y: Mom! Mom!
Y: Mom! Stoooooooooooop!
Y: Mom! I'm trying to stay angry!
Y: Mom! Stop making me laugh!
Y: Oomba. (Ethiopian equivalent of a pout.) I'm not talking to you!
30 seconds later...