I was thinking today about how quickly all this paperwork is going this time. And I thought "Wouldn't it be great if something was in the mail today to confirm how quickly all this is going?" Our God is great and awesome, and there were TWO things in the mail: IL State Police forms for background checks, and a receipt from our I-600 form, which should be called the I-$685 form. (Or, in our case, the I-$2,055 form, since this is the 3rd time we've done it.)
So I filled out the forms for the background checks and went to address the envelope. They wanted it sent to this address:
Illinois State Police Information and Technology Command Bureau of Identification.
Great Scott! Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? ISPITCBI... I Spit Cbi? Is Pit Cbi? Nope, doesn't make a good acronym. Who decided on all those words? Who do you work for? Oh, I work for the Illinois State Police Information and Technology Command Bureau of Identification.