So we went to Walgreen's to pick up photos from our photo shoot the other day. There was a note on the envelope saying "Need copyright release". The cashier explained it was because there were professional photos in the envelope.
"Oh, I took those," I said. (Probably smugly.)
"You took those?"
"Yep, right in my living room."
"Oh, ok. Otherwise we'd need a release."
"I'd be happy to sign anything you want, because I took them."
As we walked out the door, Lee said to me, "Can your ego fit through the door?"
And I answered, "Nope."