Yordanos' joke this morning in the Ladies' room at church:
Me: Um, who's there?
Me: Bathroom who?
Y: Mommy in the Bathroom! HA HA HA HA
Me: Good one!
If you really are offended by poop, please do not read the following...
Knowing my son as I do, I thought he'd be interested in the following information. One morning I said "Hey, Habtamu!"
Me: I thought you'd want to know...
H: Yes? (continues coloring)
Me: This morning, when I pooped...
H: (now with his complete attention) Yes?
Me: It was THIS long (holding arms about a foot apart)
H: Really? THIS long (holding arms about a foot apart)
H: (nodding head) Cool.
Me: I thought you'd want to know.
H: (nodding) Yep, you are right.