Questions I've actually been asked by one of my children in the last 48 hours:
$100 question: Can I have more cereal?
$250 question: Can I play wii?
$500 question: Daddy, You say movie cost 10 dollars for one person, how much money for 4 people? 18 people? Daddy? 50 people? Daddy? Daddy?
$2000 question: Can I play wii, now? (Better ask the audience because I'm betting mommy already answered No)
$5,000 question: Dad? Why that cat not nice? Never nice to me!
$100,000 question: Why Yordanos never help, I *ALWAYS* help? HUH???
$500,000 question: Boy baby born no boy parts, yes? When boy parts come?
And the Million dollar question...
Daddy, why people die?