3.29.2009

Who wants to be a Millionaire - Home Edition

Questions I've actually been asked by one of my children in the last 48 hours:

$100 question: Can I have more cereal?
$250 question: Can I play wii?
$500 question: Daddy, You say movie cost 10 dollars for one person, how much money for 4 people? 18 people? Daddy? 50 people? Daddy? Daddy?
$2000 question: Can I play wii, now? (Better ask the audience because I'm betting mommy already answered No)
$5,000 question: Dad? Why that cat not nice? Never nice to me!
$100,000 question: Why Yordanos never help, I *ALWAYS* help? HUH???
$500,000 question: Boy baby born no boy parts, yes? When boy parts come?

And the Million dollar question...
Daddy, why people die?

3 comments:

Sue L. said...

Could you please get those answers posted ASAP?! The rest of us wanna know too!

The Bag Lady

The McEvil One said...

3 days at the Great Wolf Lodge @ the Wisconsin Dells. The only phrase my almost 2 year old spouts out is "What's that????"

Him: What's that?
Me: That's a door

Him: What's that?
Me: That's another door


Him: What's that?
Me: That's carpeting


Him: What's that?
Me: That's another door


Him: What's that?
Me: Really? That's another door


Him: What's that?
Me: That's our door
(open it into the room)


Him: What's that?
Me: The crib I really want to put you in for the rest of the night, but sadly enough...it's dinner time! ;)

Pete Juvinall said...

Answer to the last one: Because people ask too many questions...